Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Calling Al Gore...Calling Al Gore

They found a 4000 year old dead guy down under on what use to be an old sand dune. The dune was formed when "sea levels were much higher" than today. The corpse, thirty something at the time of his death, was the victim of a violent assault, a ritual revenge killing carried out with barbed spears, in short an execution.
One has to wonder about a.)the carbon footprint of stone age Oz, that sea levels were so much higher then compared to now and b.) how will we blame George Bush for this tragic, senseless death?




What Hath the South Koreans Wrought?!?

Cats that glow in the dark. Just what the world needed, a cat you can't step on in the dark. AS if the damned things were spooky enough on a moonless night.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

I'm moving to Baluchistan

I just looked at my profile and noted my location as Afghanistan. I clicked on the location and found, to my suprise, that there are 196,000 bloggers on Google blogs from there. I'm moving to the shores of Lake Titicacaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Toronto Girl Strangled By Father For Not Wearing Hijab

While this argument may be universal in nature (how many good Christian fathers of sixteen-year-olds have shouted the phrase "You're not going to the (fill in the blank) dressed like that young lady") I have a sneaky suspicion this guy wanted to create his own little slice of the middle east right there in Toronto. How sad and how tragic. There should be fifty-foot tall billboards around the world telling one and all that if you want your children to follow your culture stay where you are. If you come to America your childred or your children's children will become Americans, so deal with it.

I suppose hand-wringing crowd will understand his passion and prescribe some anger management classes.

P. S. Pretty nifty looking house for a cab driver.

Step aside Einstein, its my first blog entry.

Great moments in history come and go but this one moment will be remembered by.....by........by......well me, anyway. When I have something really deep to write I'll be back. For now I'm off to the other blogs to find something really deep to write.